Drugs are such a common part of our daily routine that by the time the clock goes off in the morning, we take a shower using some kind of deodorant soap with perhaps an antibacterial or antimicrobial agent.

We use a deodorant, perhaps with an antiperspirant ingredient. A nose spray, because after all it is pollen season, and we're kind of stopped up. And don't forget the milk of magnesia because we've got to keep those intestines working. And, woops, Dristan capsules because we want to be unstopped throughout the day. And we use a mouthwash.

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