Class Quotes

 

"You guys are such prudes."
Dr. Sistrom

"We believe in you... hahahahaha."
Dr. Rarey, prior to unit 1 exam

"You just gotta admit, some people have beautiful gluteuses."
Dr. Romrell

"Man, I don't even know where this piece of meat goes."
a classmate

"So, this lecture is the last bolus of information before the dump on Friday."
Dr. Sugrue

"Guys, c'mon. It's a pelvis!"
Dr. Malakhova

"Dr. Rarey could take Chuck Norris"
a classmate

 

"Now we're going to talk about active touch. Do you know about active touch?"
"This is latex... now, you know latex?"
Dr. Ritz to Saad

Dr. Ritz: "How do you know it's metallic?"
Saad: "No, no. I know. I can feel it... It feels shiny."

Dr. Ritz: "Do you go shopping or does your mom do it for you?"
Saad: "Both."

 

"Vampires? Are those real?"
a classmate

 

From San's postings on the MDL skeletons:
"The curriculum here is dura mater."
"My diet consists primarily of microscope slides."
"(After parotidectomy) I sweat every time I see food and salivate every time I see Dr. M."
"I'd scratch my sacrum, but I don't have a latissimus dorsi."
"I'd leave this dump, but I don't have any guts."