Class Quotes
Year 2 quotes:
"So where do you find sexually active, young women? Everyone's been asking that... yeah, I 've been asking that question for years!"
Dr. EBM
Dr. Klima:
"A chance to cut is a chance to heal."
"You can heal with steel."
"Size does matter."
"When cancer's the answer, tissue's the issue."
"This is why placentas do not normally consume pregnant people."
Dr. Rush - Gyn Lab
"The frontal lobe is like Canada; it's huge and nobody knows what it does."
Dr. Fernandez
During our instructive lecture for the breast exam:
"It's not the jello jiggle."
"Who's had experience doing the breast exam?..... the CLINICAL breast exam?"
"Pinching the nipple does not give you any extra information."
Year 1 quotes:
"You guys are such prudes."
Dr. Sistrom
"We believe in you... hahahahaha."
Dr. Rarey, prior to unit 1 exam
"You just gotta admit, some people have beautiful gluteuses."
Dr. Romrell
"Man, I don't even know where this piece of meat goes."
a classmate
"So, this lecture is the last bolus of information before the dump on Friday."
Dr. Sugrue
"Guys, c'mon. It's a pelvis!"
Dr. Malakhova
"Dr. Rarey could take Chuck Norris"
a classmate
"Now we're going to talk about active touch. Do you know about active touch?"
"This is latex... now, you know latex?"
Dr. Ritz to Saad
Dr. Ritz: "How do you know it's metallic?"
Saad: "No, no. I know. I can feel it... It feels shiny."
Dr. Ritz: "Do you go shopping or does your mom do it for you?"
Saad: "Both."
"Vampires? Are those real?"
a classmate
From San's postings on the MDL skeletons:
"The curriculum here is dura mater."
"My diet consists primarily of microscope slides."
"(After parotidectomy) I sweat every time I see food and salivate every time I see Dr. M."
"I'd scratch my sacrum, but I don't have a latissimus dorsi."
"I'd leave this dump, but I don't have any guts."
